The Mad Hatter Who Couldn’t Get His Hat To Fit

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No wonder the mad hatter was mad, he couldn’t get his hat to fit … and it was the only hat he had ! He squeezed his locks underneath the brim, he even got a brand new trim, but his wig kept falling out from beneath the rim ! He tied it with a ribbon but still it was too big, perhaps the mad hatter should have bought a different kind of wig ! He got his haircut, so perhaps his hat could fit better, but in the rain, the mad hatter still got wetter and wetter ! The mad hatter was madder than ever, when it snowed, it wasn’t that clever. All he wanted was a hat that fit, or perhaps a head that was smaller a bit. He went to the shops, but it was no good, his hat still didn’t fit as it should. When the mad hatter put his hat on, it only slipped off and his hat was gone ! The mad hatter got quite irate – he jumped up and down and crashed into a gate !

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Hats Off !

Name as many different types of hats that you can think of.

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English Madness – English Drives Me Crazy

Write a list of things that drive you crazy on a piece of paper and explain why – then screw the paper up and throw it in the bin. 

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How many words can you think of that end in – ness, like happi – NESS ?
 

© Jacqueline Richards 2007

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