Monseigneur Money Spider & The Out Of Control Money Making Machine

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Monseigner Money Spider one afternoon was abseiling down the bank vault, when he slipped – Gosh ! he felt a goon !

As his furry foot became ungripped, he tripped the switch … from OFF to ON !

When he ran, the button slipped – and the photocopier began.

Soon, the whole bank was like a disco – it didn’t matter much if there were four bank robbers on the go !

Monseigner Money Spider narrowly missed the light switch, as he fell … so ON he switched the alarm as well !

You’d never seen a bank so well lit, as when Monseigner Money Spider’s spidery legs danced a bit !

Needless to say, he couldn’t decide where on his spidery web to sit … so, needless to say, his size 12 spidery legs and his size 14 boots didn’t fit !

Monseigner Money Spider didn’t mean to at all, but he landed on the photocopier – a great soft landing from his fall !

Monseigner Money Spider pressed the button “START” … Ooops ! three sheets of paper into the air started to depart.

With the photocopying speed switched to “FAST” – a splash of ink went quickly past.

Off the printer set … printing more money than even a money spider could spend in an entire year, I bet !

Until four, the photocopier printed more and more. By five, Monseigner Money Spider could hardly be seen alive !

As quick as a flash, Monseigner Money Spider tried to put the cash back – but a million pounds fell out of Monseigner Money Spider’s sack !

As on a thread, he dangled … in his pockets his stolen loose change jangled !

At six in the evening, you couldn’t see Monseigneur Money Spider anymore … underneath a pile of tenners as high as the bank vault door !

With all the cash that the out of control money – making machine printed, Monseigneur Money Spider was immeadiately minted !

The stakes were so high, he caught a fly – lucky, ‘cos he’d never be working again as a bank manager’s pet building cobwebs in the sky.

The bank manager, naturally, was delighted as punch – though all the money from the bank had disappeared when he returned from lunch !

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Monseigneur Money Spider’s Easy Money Maths Assessment

Here is a Maths game not so hard to do … in fact, it’s easy as one plus one – which, of course, is two ! Look at your syllabus (the subjetcs covered in your curriculum) and makr them along this continuum line below. Which topics do you find the hardest and the easiest to do ?

EASY……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….HARDA

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Fistfight Over A Fistful of Fivers

How many £5 notes would be in the following amounts ?

30    65    120    150    225    900    750    345    525    400    600    800    1000

 

 

© Jacqueline Richards 2008

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